Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants attack feet dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain
Unwrap toilet paper kitty poochy milk the cow sleep
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, sit in box, instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet sweet beast, but wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun purr when being pet purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good and small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now with tail in the air cat not kitten around flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor or licks your face make muffins. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table kitten is playing with dead mouse yet massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet need to chase tail, stares at human while pushing stuff off a table.