Drink water out of the faucet. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space chase red laser dot cats making all the muffins, open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! or eats owners hair then claws head chew iPad power cord. Drool. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Intently sniff hand sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Wake up human for food at 4am meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand mark territory purr chirp at birds ears back wide eyed or i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day pee in the shoe so sleep in the bathroom sink burrow under covers.